ZOOTHEORY

 Imagine this. A giant stadium built from branches, mud, and whatever the beavers felt like adding. At the center, thousands of animals gather for something humans take very seriously: voting. Except here, the candidates don’t wear suits or ties. They wear fur, feathers, scales, and questionable attitudes. The animal kingdom is always running on its own kind of politics. Wolves make decisions through hierarchy and negotiation. Elephants remember alliances that go back decades. Ants run full-on structured governments that would make most human politicians sweat. And don’t even get started on octopuses — they’re basically the quiet geniuses who would write the entire constitution then disappear like they were never there. If animals ever had the chance to cast a vote, the world wouldn’t just be different. It would be unpredictable, clever, chaotic, and honestly… probably fairer than the way humans do things. Who would the lions vote for? Strength? Strategy? Survival? Who would th...